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Total Medals Earned: 31 (From
8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 530 Points
Alice is Dead - Ep 2
Happy Hatter
Unlocked 8/19/10
25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Hatter, Mad
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Something Fishy
Unlocked 8/19/10
100 Points Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
100 Points Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/200 points)
Darnell's Recount
DownForwardPunch
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin
Unlocked 8/12/09
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election
Unlocked 8/12/09
5 Points View the intro movie.
5 Points View the intro movie.
Evil Dead
10 Points
Get your chainsaw on!
Medication
Unlocked 8/12/09
10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy
25 Points
Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks...
25 Points
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty
25 Points
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control
50 Points
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount
50 Points
Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT
50 Points
Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can!
50 Points
Beat the game.
Must be the Afro.
100 Points
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/415 points)
Escape Pico's School
Seriously?
Unlocked 8/11/09
5 Points Why would you even bother clicking on it?
5 Points Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Spare Time
10 Points
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
What's That Smell?
25 Points
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter
50 Points
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Madness Accelerant
Facerape
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU
Unlocked 11/10/09
25 Points Beat the game.
25 Points Beat the game.
Pacifist
25 Points
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
True Face of Evil
Unlocked 11/10/09
25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
25 Points Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode
50 Points
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)
Pico Blast
Gretel
Unlocked 6/8/09
5 Points Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
5 Points Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Nine-tacle
10 Points
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
UFOh Noes!
10 Points
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Brain-muffin
25 Points
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Magma-nimous
25 Points
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
To Safety
25 Points
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Stamper's Quest For Fags
Occasional Smoker
10 Points
Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day
25 Points
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker
50 Points
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict
100 Points
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)
Thing-Thing Arena 3
Can't wait for it
5 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution
Unlocked 3/14/09
5 Points Perform an execution
5 Points Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm
10 Points
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love
10 Points
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD
10 Points
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger!
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead!
10 Points
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill
Unlocked 3/14/09
10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
10 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
You can shoot them too
10 Points
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir
25 Points
100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage
25 Points
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality
25 Points
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator
25 Points
150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo
Unlocked 11/9/09
25 Points 100 Kills with dual Berettas
25 Points 100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky?
25 Points
100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista
Unlocked 3/14/09
25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
25 Points 100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja
25 Points
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Misanthropist
Unlocked 3/14/09
25 Points 150 Kills in a match
25 Points 150 Kills in a match
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight
25 Points
100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare
25 Points
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper
25 Points
100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all
25 Points
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers
50 Points
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 5/26 (90/500 points)
Toss the Turtle
Acupuncture
Unlocked 8/20/09
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star
Unlocked 8/20/09
5 Points Launch the Turtle
5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man
Unlocked 8/20/09
5 Points Smash a goomba
5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice
Unlocked 8/20/09
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur
Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver
Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points Blow up a jeep
10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment
Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space
Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points Reach space
10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed
Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points Get punched by a banana
10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted
Unlocked 8/20/09
25 Points Get caught by a UFO
25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus
Unlocked 8/20/09
25 Points Get burned by a sun
25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent
Unlocked 8/20/09
25 Points Play over an hour
25 Points Play over an hour
Professional
Unlocked 8/20/09
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive
25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell
50 Points
Buy everything
Master
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler
Unlocked 8/20/09
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 14/20 (220/500 points)